btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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