Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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