I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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