yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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