too bad you live with your parents still
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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