I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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