His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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