when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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