the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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