that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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