Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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