turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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