i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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