Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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