I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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