scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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