I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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