I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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