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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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