sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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