Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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