no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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