I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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