If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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