Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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