It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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