She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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