omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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