So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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