so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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