it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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