he wants to bone in the snuggie
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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