Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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