oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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