just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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