It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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