...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
