drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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