Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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