only if we run a train.
done.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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