bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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