Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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