she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You are the jesus of drinking
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
