At least make sure they are 18
Why
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i've created a new STD.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
