Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
