There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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