How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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