so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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