I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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