somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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