I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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