it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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