fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Text me some of your sweat
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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