idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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